Goblins Ahoy!
from Goblin Island by Nekrogoblikon
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lyrics
GOBLINS AHOY!
"Arrr...A pirate, a goblin, and a priest walk into a bar..."
"A goblin! A goblin!"
"I know! I'm getting to the part with the goblins!"
"No no! No, captain! Re-...GOBLINS!"
"SURPRISE!!!!"
"Shiver me timbers!"
Sailing relaxed, endless blue -
Nowhere to go, nothing to do.
Running low on pirate brew,
Frightening shortage of wenches to screw.
A cryptic shadow on the horizon:
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen.
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave,
Could this be the magical treasure they crave?
"And as the pirates sailed onwards, towards certain doom,
all they could think about was how wonderful it would be to
pillage an uncharted island, for they had found an ancient map,
buried deep within the sands of the grave. the map read 'Goblin Island'"
SLICE SLICE DICE DICE!
Cutting the pirates into bite-sized portions of flesh!
LA LA LA LALA!
And then we'll feast on their brains for our meal!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
And then we'll make funny hats from their skin!
Ripping and tearing, we'll use their organs as toys!
The pirates drop anchor close to the shore.
Eager to find out what lies in store,
Camp is set up near the menacing mountains
At midnight the necks turn to bloody fountains.
The goblins come out from their goblin caves,
Ready to make the intruders their slaves.
Psychotic warcry, green skinned braves,
The skin is stripped from pirate knaves!
"Yarrr, that little green bastard stole my skin!"
"Who's got your skin now you dirty pirate!?!?"
Out of the dark, the goblins march
One by one, through the goblin arch
Ready to kill the sleeping foes
To pluck off every one of their toes
The slaughter begins, the mayhem unthinkable
Pirate blood is especially drinkable
Let's make jewelery out of their bones
And break their jaws with tiny stones
Looting and pillaging cut short by death
The cold embrace of a goblins breath
Broken in half and stuffed into a chest
By furious goblins with no need to rest
Ripping and tearing, shredding the bastards
Pirates are fast, but goblins are faster
Bandits now slaves to ferocious green masters
What once was a voyage is now a disaster!
"Arrr...A pirate, a goblin, and a priest walk into a bar..."
"A goblin! A goblin!"
"I know! I'm getting to the part with the goblins!"
"No no! No, captain! Re-...GOBLINS!"
"SURPRISE!!!!"
"Shiver me timbers!"
Sailing relaxed, endless blue -
Nowhere to go, nothing to do.
Running low on pirate brew,
Frightening shortage of wenches to screw.
A cryptic shadow on the horizon:
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen.
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave,
Could this be the magical treasure they crave?
"And as the pirates sailed onwards, towards certain doom,
all they could think about was how wonderful it would be to
pillage an uncharted island, for they had found an ancient map,
buried deep within the sands of the grave. the map read 'Goblin Island'"
SLICE SLICE DICE DICE!
Cutting the pirates into bite-sized portions of flesh!
LA LA LA LALA!
And then we'll feast on their brains for our meal!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
And then we'll make funny hats from their skin!
Ripping and tearing, we'll use their organs as toys!
The pirates drop anchor close to the shore.
Eager to find out what lies in store,
Camp is set up near the menacing mountains
At midnight the necks turn to bloody fountains.
The goblins come out from their goblin caves,
Ready to make the intruders their slaves.
Psychotic warcry, green skinned braves,
The skin is stripped from pirate knaves!
"Yarrr, that little green bastard stole my skin!"
"Who's got your skin now you dirty pirate!?!?"
Out of the dark, the goblins march
One by one, through the goblin arch
Ready to kill the sleeping foes
To pluck off every one of their toes
The slaughter begins, the mayhem unthinkable
Pirate blood is especially drinkable
Let's make jewelery out of their bones
And break their jaws with tiny stones
Looting and pillaging cut short by death
The cold embrace of a goblins breath
Broken in half and stuffed into a chest
By furious goblins with no need to rest
Ripping and tearing, shredding the bastards
Pirates are fast, but goblins are faster
Bandits now slaves to ferocious green masters
What once was a voyage is now a disaster!
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from Goblin Island,
released January 7, 2007
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Nekrogoblikon Los Angeles, California
What happens when you put a bunch of bloodthirsty, music-loving goblins together? Well, a lot of disembowelment, but also a lot of catchy tunes. Formed six millennia ago, and practicing only every other leap year on a full moon, the band has perfected their brand of crushing goblin music. ... more
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Apr 19Albuquerque, NM
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Apr 21Riverside, CA
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Apr 22San Diego, CA
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Apr 24Sacramento, CA
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Apr 25San Francisco, CA
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Apr 28Spokane, WA
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Apr 30Billings, MT
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May 1Idaho Falls, ID
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May 2Garden City, ID
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May 3Portland, OR
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May 4Chico, CA
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May 6Salt Lake City, UT
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May 7Grand Junction, CO
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May 8Colorado Springs, CO
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May 12Tulsa, OK
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May 13Haltom City, TX
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May 16Tucson, AZ
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May 17Las Vegas, NV
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Aug 7Würzburg, Germany
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Aug 9Karlsruhe, Germany
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