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The Fundamental Slimes and Humours

by Nekrogoblikon

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XNega-CrashX It would be weird if camels tasted like cigarettes. Favorite track: This Is It.
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potaytoes While my family may not understand the appeal of goblin metal, I know they’re missing out. So intense and yet so melodic, but I’m glad they know how to count. Favorite track: Fancy Wind.
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Tavas667 Don't ask me why...but I'd call this Flying Spaghetti Monster Metal. It's
full of funky crazy ideas, probably too much for most folks, but if you like your music a little south of sanity, dig in and enjoy the meat balls 🤘😎🤘

PS this is probably what you would end up with if you'd put Galactic Cowboys, Moron Police, Devin Townsend, Toehider, Ice Nine Kills, Prong and Saigon Kick in a blender
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1.
Right Now 03:33
WELL THIS IS LIFE AND WE’RE LIVIN’ IT RIGHT NOW hey! today! it’s just another day feels the same to me but you know what they say gotta make the money gotta keep on living gotta this that gotta gotta gotta i’m like fuck that did you ever think to ask yourself did you ever think not to trust somebody else when will life begin but it already did it’s life and we’re livin’ i right now what you got to say? have you anything to say? i’m in second person is there any way that this could worsen? here we go again i have the honor and the privilege to hear your thoughts serenade me with your true beliefs i cannot believe just how lucky i am WELL THIS IS LIFE AND WE’RE LIVIN’ IT RIGHT NOW what you gonna do what you gonna say what you gonna feel when you start your life but you’re maybe half way through or more it’s a closing door and the poor stay poor woo! it’s time to die when it’s time to die and you pretend to know the reason why well you’re transparent and you’re ever so garish what you got to say? have you anything to say? i’m in second person is there any way that this could worsen? here we go again i have the honor and the privilege to hear your thoughts serenade me with your true beliefs i cannot believe just how lucky i am to hear your thoughts and see your face to understand your take on the human race what a wonderful person you are i wish you’d never go away WELL THIS IS LIFE AND WE’RE LIVIN’ IT RIGHT NOW i never saw i never knew i never felt the way you do what did i know? and then to grow life goes on and on and on so tell me what did i do wrong
2.
1234 wow take me down to the mud hole i need to be in a place with some soul hey i thought we’re s’posed to have a good time i’ll show you yours if you show me mine for every problem ever unsolved: how come we’re still on the run from it all? with everything we touch that much more turns to dust the promise of a golden future how many times did they break your heart with nothing in return now we work the land and wait for you to burn walk me down to vagrant street i need to make a deposit ooh, am i your favorite slave? or am i just an apology you watch the skull as it cracks the bone smothered by the rules you made winking while we suffocate not so long ago it almost felt like we had a home with everything we touch that much more turns to dust the promise of a golden future how many times did they break your heart with nothing in return now we work the land and wait for you to burn you and i vs them waiting for a vision nothing’s working well we haven’t tried getting rid of 'em checked for poison now we laugh not so long ago it almost felt like we had a home but only yesterday found out that hate never goes away with everything we touch that much more turns to dust the promise of a golden future how many times did they break your heart with nothing in return now we work the land and wait for you to burn
3.
Yin 02:40
yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin i'm all about the yin and maybe just a little bit o'yang too surfin' on despair watch i'm gonna hang 10 you don't think i'm a daredevil but guess what motherfucker i don't care at all i can't recall when you won the prize for the biggest motherfuckin' douchebag alive don't talk to me about nothin' i've done more of that than you could ever dream what's your nightmare? i really wanna know to realize to be comfortable is the enemy but not being comfortable admitting that well, i think that's something we all can see but you're the expert- and i'm just me i never thought o'hate when i saw your face then i learned to live and i forgot to love maybe now i'm above your sense of moral justice kissing lips of dirty crusty no thanks i'd rather take my chances topple-launch-smashing your advances into nightmares we're descending into nightmares never ending yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin to realize to be comfortable is the enemy but not being comfortable admitting that well, i think that's something we all can see but you're the fucking expert- and i'm just me yes that's right i'm still just me my friend yang well he told me not to cry my friend yang well he said now "please don't cry" yin
4.
all i need to do is everything i never do nothing’s the same as the shit from before one more second i gotta stay alive another lifetime in the hole, that’s fine i got nothing to live for but who wants to die are you ready to die? no, we'd like to stay alive we'd rather wait while we survive you will listen to me we will never be free i’m not manipulating you i’m a powerful force i’m a man on a horse you’re a child in a hole so please take a flyer still lookin' for the elusive what will make me happy supernovas exploding in space and i’m stuck here wasting away with the rest of my race wasting away rest of my race always on earth never in space hard to find love easy for hate this ain’t a choice this is called fate hey now hey here we go yet again this was harder when i had more friends there’s something waiting just around the bend something you could never mend so never mind gonna do whatever while i take my time i guess i’m just excited to die again who did you listen to what are we gonna do they’re all manipulating you you’re a sample in a jar you’re rockin’ phish in the car and everybody says you’ve gone too far but we all wanna laugh still looking for the elusive what will make me happy supernovas exploding in space and i’m stuck here wasting away with the rest of my race will i ever repent i don’t think so probably not nah will i ever repent i don’t think so probably not nah, nah, nah
5.
Bones 04:09
i saw you hiding in the secret garden what were you doing there? why were you watching me? you know you can’t stay hidden forever but how you’ll try oh then i lost my taste in hope (why is it that you won’t play the game?) and when this world is dust and gone you are sad and wrong hey yeah good great hey now let’s hate 'nother one dead 'nother one gone love’s expensive but hate is free i know which one’s for me (pain) you always make me take the blame but you’ll still die we’re all the same we’re all the same… hey yeah good great hey now let’s hate and if you find love in this life well good for you i’ll see you on the other side i’ll see you back where we belong well this is life and i don’t belong well this is life and i’m always wrong well this is life and i gotta belong well this is life and i’m never wrong hey yeah good great hey now let’s hate
6.
Going to Die 05:16
through infinite dimensions from far beyond the weeping cosmos i have traveled an endless, indeterminate quest for but one simple truth... i cannot take this god damn lie anymore and i am ready to die (it's the top of the morning) i'm trying to live a better life i'm trying to live (i'm trying to) just when i think life ain't so bad i'm going to die (i'm going to) die woke up this morning wanted to die just like every other day so i took some poison i got from some guy whom i found on craigslist then i emailed my family to say i was dead and that i never loved them there's only one small problem i'm still alive i'm trying to live a better life i'm trying to live (i'm trying to) just when i think life ain't so bad i'm going to die (i'm going to) woke up this morning but i'm still alive (fuck) much to my chagrin 187 missed calls from my friends and family nothing left to drag me on and there's no chance i'm going home tried to live a better life but at the end of the day... i'm going to die never had a meaning but i had a shackle haven't got a clue give 'em all a topic and a sense of validation and then everything i wanted'll be true everything i saw- finally a truth ripper on the run- all i want's a clue running out of mysteries to solve and never knowing what to do i'm craving meaning and i'm poor fuck this world, and everybody in it fuck this life hey now we're never gonna save the world no, we're never gonna save you motherfuckin' ego-jackin' whores one time; one life- more than i ever bargained for it's all just a chore take me back to space back to home and you can sit and wonder what you're waitin' for failure after failure i never stood a chance can't seem to get things right maybe just one more attempt i'm trying to live a better life i'm trying to live (i'm trying to) just when i think life ain't so bad i'm going to die (i'm going to)
7.
well you never told me why i didn’t even ask maybe there was a goblin waiting for you oh yeah life- it’s so god damn worthless how did it come to be misanthropy i want to take out your intestines with a spoon but now you don’t wanna die yeah you changed your mind but hey, it’s too late baby so close your eyes and curse your fate this is a simple lesson in hate pulling off your arms pulling off your legs the goblins grate your skin and use it to make bread they slit your throat and then they twist off your head and now you are in space and now you are dead in new dimensions unexplored of wretched pain like a brazen bull with your naked family burning at the stake in hell you pray for death but you’re never gonna get it at least not yet gonna be fifty hours or more oh yeah how do you like the look of your insides motherfucker i relish your despair hey now you’re gonna die this is what i call a life in disrepair but to be fair like an iron maiden you been dyin’ since day 1 wow, ain’t that fun what a blast i’m gonna use a broken bottle and shred your ass well ain’t that just your luck you’re a stupid person it’s the larcen of your life burning molten metal melting down your throat they make your skin into a coat and that’s your lesson in hate write me a love letter signed in your blood cry me a blood river blood blood blood blood burn in your pain drown in your shame pull your arms pull your legs pull your face off let’s make a hat from your skin this is hatecraft witchcraft lovecraft now i’m going to take you to the moon
8.
This Is It 04:00
you're always waiting for the night to fall maybe this time you'll end it all had enough of your shit don't need no more this is what i've been waiting my whole life for don't give me a call don't throw me a line this is my time this is my time not your time yes this is my time you've had enough of me and i've had enough of you the least that you could do is not pretend that you know what i'm goin' thru this is it well you're still waiting for the night to fall i thought you said you'd have it all but ya don't no you don't sometimes when the dream don't burn bright we waste away again, into the night and when the light goes out for good oh well did you do the things you thought you would? (no) and did you do the things that others thought you should? (no) you- you think you're really cool but really you're a fool you- you always bitch and moan why don't you leave me alone? this is my time not your time yes this is my time you've had enough of me and i've had enough of you the least that you could do is not pretend that you know what i'm goin' thru this is it
9.
Fancy Wind 03:39
you see me ridin’ on the fancy wind oh yeah and i wave sarcastically to you as i’m flyin’ by to think that once upon a time you would call me a friend well i guess that’s just life why is it that every time i see your face i just wanna punch it (punch it) why is every time i think about you i just wanna get drunk get drunk get drunk how come we were never any older when we used to be all young what year was it exactly when everybody got so dumb i just don’t know what to say anymore but i guess i never did but i still remember how to count 2 1 3 4 i don’t know even why we still pretend to try now everything is dead and you let it go to your head course set to crash and burn if only we could learn the world was made to turn but we’re waiting for the warhead i never saw, i never knew i never felt the way you do and i’m going on a god damned spree i drink my water from the tap i’ve had enough of you “it’s your special time of life” and i wanna poke a hole in my god damned throat i can teach you how to burn… …but i won’t i don’t know even why we still pretend to try now everything is dead and you let it go to your head course set to crash and burn if only we could learn the world was made to turn but we’re waiting for the warhead the world was made to burn why can’t you wait your turn? now you’ve activated my internal rage thanks to you- i’m finally out of my cage now you’ve activated my internal rage thanks to you- i’m out of my cage
10.
Carousels 04:23
i got no clue but i got a lotta time i’m making sense 'til i need it again everything’s expanded then it shrinks again i solve a problem comes back tenfold can’t pretend to remember what i am told i remember when you used to ride your bike around now the sun is setting and all we can do is pray for a better tomorrow you never get the chance to wipe the past away carousels turnin' around and around again wishing wells everything's a lie again burning rainbows and shadows on the wall i never believed in fairy tales but i don’t know if you would call this a happy ending you are all alone still remember when we used to ride our bikes around now i know that some things are lost and that’s okay because it’s never tomorrow you only ever get to be alive today so you spend your life tryin’ to ride the stars n’then you wake up one day thinkin’ why’m i livin’ in a car and your car won’t start and you remember yesterday when you thought to yourself: things are gonna be the worst today
11.
there's no such thing as a key how hard is it to let me be? why can't you let yourself be free in the end i'm still me through the ancient wrecks i've often wandered aimlessly i can see the door but it is locked at least for me every time every place anywhere i'll go it's all the same they say go back from whence you came but i'm here for now could be here to stay might as well get used to it cuz nothin' ain't goin away every time that you say that i've gone too far you just egg me on i wish that I could find a... there's no such thing as a key how hard is it to let me be? why can't you let yourself be free in the end i'm still me i can see the door but it's fading further every day maybe there was never a door (maybe there was not a door) but a window on the horizon now has come for you and you're waiting on an opinion to tell you what to do i'll bide my time there must be some answer to this riddle some sort of... there's no such thing as a key how hard is it to let me be? why can't you let yourself be free in the end i'm still me alone in the temple looking for the key sometimes i wonder if the key has gotten the best of me if i ever had a key the key was lost on me and i took it back almost immediately and they said you're not welcome here anymore there's no such thing as a key how hard is it to let me be? why can't you let yourself be free in the end i'm still me

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released April 1, 2022

Produced by Jason Suecof and Nicky Calonne
Engineered and Mixed by Jason Suecof
Mastered by Ted Jensen
Additional engineering by John Douglass, Evan Sammons, and Ronn Miller
Drum Tech - James Thatcher

Nekrogoblikon is:
Nicky Calonne - Vocals, Keyboards, Programming, Samples
Alex Alereza - Guitars
Aaron Minich - Keyboards
Joe Nelson - Guitars
Aaron VanZutphen - Bass
Eric W. Brown - Drums

All music and lyrics written by Nicky Calonne

All music performed by Nekrogoblikon except:
Ending guitar leads in “This Is It”, “Fancy Wind”, and “Carousels” performed by Jason Suecof
Whammy guitar lead in “Going to Die” performed by Jason Suecof
Additional background/gang vocals on “Bones”, “Supernovas”, and “No Such Thing as a Key” performed by Jason Suecof
Flute intro in “This Is It” performed by Matt Appleton of Reel Big Fish

Artwork by Nicholas Knudson

CD and Vinyl Album Layout by Daniel McBride

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Nekrogoblikon Los Angeles, California

What happens when you put a bunch of bloodthirsty, music-loving goblins together? Well, a lot of disembowelment, but also a lot of catchy tunes. Formed six millennia ago, and practicing only every other leap year on a full moon, the band has perfected their brand of crushing goblin music. ... more

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